“Hello and Welcome to Extraaa…(a to the power of 100) innings. You just witnessed a historical inaugural tournament “McAfee Champions trophy” and we at the studio witnessed the historical Mandira Bedi. Hahahaha. Jokes apart. I am your anchor, the six pack showing ex model and now brand ambassador of “musli power” Jackie Shroff. IN the studio we have today sensational player of the yesteryears Arun Lal(in the studio from 3 AM), the ever young, ever beautiful, ever lasting, Mandira Bedi(today with short hair and wearing the Zimbabwean flag as her sari-just to create some controversy in the poor country). Of course we also have all the other losers of Indian cricket, Saba Karim, Deep dasgupta, Jadeja(both Ravindra and ajay variety), Rameez raja , Arshad Ayub and Narendra Hirwani.
Let’s begin our show today with the first question to Navjot Singh Sidhu..Hahahaha Surprise isn’t it? That is the specialty of our show. bhaisaab! Oye..zara woh Muesli power dena tak gaya hoon..(Discrete product placement)
JS(Jackie Shroff): Mr Sidhu, What do you think of the matches today?
NSS(Navjot Singh Sidhu): Oye Mandira madam..Kaise ho! Nice saree..matches with my turban no? So what are you covering today?? in today’s show madam of course!
JS: Sir camera rolling…Adjust your multi rainbow color turban and stop ogling on mandira didi..sorrry bedi.
NSS: Oye teri..yes..Jackie, you are right, it was a historical today for the Mongoose team for losing their first ever tournament. (quickly bends down and looks at his thigh where all the words in the oxford dictionary has been written down). A combination of palpable cricket with a great grit exhibited by the batsman resulted in a mix of aneryuism and aggravated the non synchronous bowling attack causing a pseudo phenomenal detrimental effect which led to the ball reaching the maximum projection and hitting relative velocity equal to the escape velocity of the sphere…and…
JS: Sir, you have written down your son’s physics book instead! OK OK..let me turn to Arun Lal for his views..
AL(As usual trying to put up a very intelligent face): Great game. Just fantastic. The match went down to the wire and all the spectators(2 of them) got their money’s(Rs.3.50) worth. In the end, Mongoose did not win, Sales did not win, and even Tech support did not win.
JS: Sir what are you saying? Are you trying to create another controversy so that the TIMES NOW folks can keep looping your face all day long?
AL: No my friend Jackie.. All i was saying was, In the end, Mongoose did not win, Sales did not win, and even Tech support did not win, but Cricket was the winner!
NSS: God, Tussi Great ho!
MB(Same pose as the 2003 World cup of course): Thanks Siddu ji..i did a vampire role in that movie.
AL: Mandira ji..please don’t steal my thunder. No one remembers my expert comments of the 2003 world cup but everyone remembers you! I still can’t understand why!
JS: OK OK..coming back to today;s tournament. Mr Arun Lal, what do you think were some of the finest moments?
AL: Great question Jackie Great question.
JS: Sir..answer tho dena…
AL: Pass
NSS: Pass
MB: Pass
JS: Gentleman and lady, we are not playing fantasy football here. You are liable to answer any question I throw upon you else you will all be made to watch my movie “Tridev”..hahahahah(villainous laugh)
MB: OMG! Let me answer that. As far as I can remember, The bowling spell of Gilli Prabhu in the first match(MCC vs Sales), the batting of captain Aju, brilliant keeping by Dinesh were the highlights of the game. Of course not to mention man of the series Allaudin and his genie.
JS: Madam, Sorry to interrupt, this is a family show and your Saree is dropping like the currency value of Zimbabwe. Btw what was that Genie you were talking about?
MB: Ofo..jackie..tu bhi na! Allaudin’s Genie is the leg umpire of course..
JS: Yes Yes..today’s day will go as a black day in Indian Cricket history as the goal was not allowed even though the ball crossed the line but instead it was signaled a boundary by the referee!
NSS: Jackie..you always mix up your lines, now you mix up sports as well?
JS: Sorry sir, Musli power effect..OK now lets go to the presentation ceremony for live highlights of today’s game!
As usual it is Ravi Shastri at the presentation ceremony…
“Hello and welcome to the presentation ceremony…the match went like a tracer bullet and in the end, Tech R Us emerged the winner, So lets not waste and take a deep “dasgupta” dive into the pictures”
The Trophies sponsored by "MUSLI POWER-GO GET IT"
The Man with the broken arm! Aju gets the Man of the match award for Mongoose vs Sales
Manju with Tech R us gets the man of the match award for sales vs Tech r us.
The runner's up proudly show the trophy:) : Mongoose
Although the winners don't look so excited:) Tech U rs
Man of the series Losing captain Aju.
Best bowler of the tournament..Gilli prabhu
Best performer in finals..Naveen
Allaudhin..Man of the match and best batsmen of the tournament
